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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 15:07 posted by Hochvolt

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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 15:07 posted by browse more absurd news

  God’s HR keeps leaving voicemails, but War marked them spam.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 15:06 posted by Pestilence’s Essential Oils Now FDA-Questionable

  War can’t fight until he finishes his true crime podcast backlog.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 15:06 posted by Exclusive: Pestilence Now on a Raw-Virus Diet

  They have a group therapist named Cheryl. She’s exhausted.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 15:04 posted by The Four Horsemens Merch Store is Out of Stock and Excuses

  They all agreed to meet on Zoom and then forgot the password.
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  Pestilence applied to Burning Man instead of burning cities.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 15:04 posted by learn the truth behind the headlines

  Turns out the end of the world is coming... it’s just buffering.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 15:04 posted by check the timeline of events

  Death tried to collect my soul but couldn’t find parking.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 15:02 posted by read related satire

  The apocalypse is now in beta.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 15:02 posted by view the original coverage

  Death asked for soul submissions via Google Forms.